The 'Currupt a Wish' Thread

ok examples to how this works...

i wish i had a deathray blaster for a finger

next post
granted you pick your nose and blow off your head...
i wish i had 10,000 dollars

next wish
granted, i hack your paypal and teal it all to go premium for life at otakucenter
i wish i had a big ass house

you get the idea???


well i'll start this onslaught up...

I wish i was hired already at Graeters and didnt have to go through this work permit BullS***

Untill i come in the store and start herassing you making you get me a bowl of ICE CREAM! Inside a Cone wrapped in A ...... !!!!!! WAFFLE CONE!

~When the war is over, and the dust has settled there will be Blood Loss, and when that blood has dried and gone I will still be here a memorial to this war and the people that gave their lives to fight it, a trophy of our bloodshed.
614~

your supposed to make a wish for me to corrupt, so ill currupt your trophie, it turns into the spitting images of god and pees on you

i wish i had 3 eyes....

When your third eye can't stop looking at other chicks all your gf's dump you and you end up
sitting at home alone... talking to people in a gay online chat thing!! hehe harsh reality..

(you still forgot to make a sish at the end of currupting mine)who cares about 'reality' anymore they script that all over the TV network

ok i wish that i had an undestructable car that goes 1,000,000 lyrs per second (light years) for the un-nerds out there.

granted you crash and roll on the side of the car for some 800 miles before the car explodes in a Nuclear Explosion


i wish there was a god
(id be in the line waiting to give him shit)

Ok, so there is a god, and when you get up there and give him crap about how your life really doesn't suck he just laughs at you and tells you the simple truth, that he set us here to make our own decisions and if we want to F the whole ride up just go ahead and sing wheels on the buss.

oh, yeah i wish that i was like... umm... Super UBER man.